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ninjago s11 redraw
#alek art#ninjago#zane julien#lloyd garmadon#ice emperor#2024#ice emperor zane with a ponytail is canon to me#this is technically a redraw ... buy also a rework of what happened#i dont go with the vex wiped zane's memory. zane being stuck with the cursed scroll for 6 decades is what did him in#here he sees lloyd and takes off his helmet . then somewhere along the lines after being sent to the dungeon area he sees kai#lloyd is like .. hey kai zane is the emporer btw ... and kai heads over there and fights him . zane is obviously not himself but the whole#power of friendship thing bothered me so bad . he commited genocide he isnt a good person . give him a better ending#kai has to get the scroll away from him . then theyre just left fighting and fighting until zane is wore thin mentally. its like withdrawal#its a very complicated thing when they get back . zane is half himself half another terrible person . he wont ever be the same . the ppl#he hurt wont ever be the same . i dont think he uses ice for a while . i dont think he talks to them the same way he used to .#kai lloyd zane dynamic drives me up the wall i wish it was explored better here .. lol
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I don't debate who would've won when Terry was about to throw hands with Robby at the S4 AVT, because the image of The Terry Silver consistently feeling threatened enough by this three apples tall ball of childhood neglect and anger issues, to treat him the same as his main adult enemies (squaring up, making a point of laughing him off like "look how not threatened I am by you") is too hilarious to be a practical question.
In the story of Terry Silver, his biggest adversaries are a middle-aged New Jersey-Italian twunk, a barely functioning alcoholic, his own repressed homosexuality, a man who would rather go on a revenge quest on another continent for his old twink fling than confess his feelings for a woman, and a Literal Teenage Boy
#terry around 99% of the ck kids: these children are beneath me. they are my weapons to use and I can manipulate them with ease.#terry whenever Actual Child Robby is in the vicinity: I need to kill and humilate this kid. because he doesn't threaten me obviously.#terry look inside your heart and realise you're an idiot if your biggest adversaries are three barely functioning adults#a kid who has a ninth grade level of formal education and your big evil gay feelings for kreese#but genuinely it is so interesting to me that robby is someone that unsettles silver so much#that he responds in the same way he does to the adult threats to him and his plans#like beating a bitch up or making a whole song and dance of laughing them off#are things he's done to daniel (main obsession) johnny & chozen (physical threats and ties to kreese) and robby.#like it's so fun to discuss what it was about robby that tripped silver's internal alarms#enough to categorise robby as someone who is not just a problem but a threat to be dealt with#cobra kai#ck#robby keene#terry silver
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Kai is here! and just to be completely transparent I did use the same base for all of them. I wouldn't have been able to keep anything consistent if I didn't
Name: Kai Smith
Alias: Flamebird
Powers: Pyrokinesis, enhanced healing and durability, enhanced senses
Age: 16
Backstory: After his parents' disappearance, Kai and Nya ended up on their own. Because the town where they came from was so small, they never ended up in foster care and instead took care of themselves. They run into Wu when Kai tries pickpocketing him, but instead of being angry Wu gives them a place to live and training. He officially becomes Flamebird when the Serpentine start surfacing again.
Additional notes: He doesn't get his powers until after he starts training with Wu. In this universe, his parents disappear when he is 10 instead of 5. He and Nya are from a small town close to Ninjago City, but they go there after their parents 'leave.'
#simplified the logo because the old one was impossible to draw consistently#same thing goes for the sword#kai smith#kai jiang#kai ninjago#ninjago kai#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago x dc au#ninjago au#Nya will be next#just like last time I already have her drawn lol#also fun fact: I actually used the queue for this#as this is being posted I am at my volunteer job and suffering
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it actually hadn't occured to me until just now but love & betrayal are @ the site of every villain's spiral. like. "Shifu had to destroy what he had created. But how could he?" vs. "They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them." vs. "I loved him like a brother, and he betrayed me."
it's super neat how love isn't only one of the major themes of the series but also a vicious motivator too
#i know that seems like a 'well DUH' but like it JUST hit me square in the face#bc i adore how love is used in the kfp series#love used in the narrative like that makes me go nuts it's my favorite thing#i wonder how they're going to continue this w the chameleon in kfp 4#god i was so happy to find out we're getting a fem villain (VOICED BY VIOLA DAVIS!!!)#i just. kinda wished she didn't have to rely on the older villains#it's actually why i wasn't a fan of kai @ first#it gets turned on its head bc he used masters we otherwise hadn't known so it wasn't rlly nostalgia bait#though he DID get the five & shifu#but his heartache w oogway (& his design. & the voicecast) turned me around lol#but still i hope her major feature isn't 'she brought back tai lung kai and shen you guys!!!'#if we're not getting the five can we PLEASE get heartsick viola davis villain#kfp 4#kfp#& i'll say it again a love-and-betrayal villain would contrast SO well with tiGRESS GETTING HER OWN SELF-LOVE ARC#YES its the same formula as the last three movies and NO i DO NOT care
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you need to STOP IT with these ho/me/stu/ck aus. first psychonauts, now ninjago? STOP! BONKING YOU WITH A NEWSPAPER!
NOOOOO DON'T BONK ME!!! it won't stop me unfortunately, i love adding hs trolls to things 😌
anyway 💅 alternia as another realm within the 16 and maybe there was an invasion of ninjago at some point in the past, i'm still working out details. but the basic gist is a bunch of trolls immigrated to ninjago and honestly between the serpentine and munce and geckle and merlopians and the occasional skulkin and also the fucking. floating jaguars and boogie bears and everything else they fit right in tbh. they mostly keep to themselves but there is a bit of mingling between humans trolls and serpentine (up until the serpentine war at least), but trolls as elemental masters is next to unheard of given that trolls and humans can't really reproduce together that way.
except when wu goes to find all the holders of the elements of creation for the green ninja prophecy, well. Colton Bekkit and Nya are very obviously trolls, and wu knew that his brother had somehow managed to have a son with Tomeseek. what he wasn't expecting was for the masters of ice and lightning to have been raised by trolls, too. things are about to get chaotic (colton ends up crushing on the other three in three different quadrants pretty much. immediately. nya and kai had to raise each other and so nya's not really in touch with troll culture. things are only going to go off the rails from there)
#ask zaz#i'm. i'm not giving this an au tag#this is a THOUGHT EXPERIMENT only#but i will inflict it upon the#lego ninjago#tag!!!#cole's troll name being colton bekkit was just. yeah#considered colton bukkit/bucket but it just. didn't sound right???#like the fact that it was clearly bucket even if spelled weird made it sound not like a troll name#also. nya doesn't have the usual 12 letter wriggling name bc she never got a lusus#maya & ray had a lot of trouble with kai's birth but since they had two elements between them to pass on they didn't wanna let kai be#an only child. so tomeseek went into the caves and brought out a tyrian grub that would have never gotten a lusus and handed it to them#they didn't ask her to do this btw she just heard the problem and went ''oh i can help ����🌸✨'' and then went and got that grub#prof julien's adult title is the Tinkerer btw#and ed & edna are sandgear and clipwire <333#and yes. lou and lilly still get to be lovers here. well. for as long as lilly lives anyhow#but yeah lou is also a troll!! his adult title is Soulsong (for now) and he's old enough to have grown up in alternia#despite havign arrived in ninjago decades ago!! he is colton's ancestor (same sign same blood)#colton's lusus is a bear btw. bearmom <3#she dies pre-canon not too long after lilly does and both deaths weigh heavily on colton#also colton got his earth powers bc lilly explicitly gave them to him. via tea ofc#maya did the same for nya when she and ray realized krux was after them (i'm still working on the details there)#and ofc the previous em of ice does that for zane in canon#i'm still debating on whether zane should look like a troll or human#i mean. since julien's a troll it should be obvious to make zane a troll right??? but also.... idk i just think it could be more interestin#if since the tinkerer knew zane would outlive him the tinkerer made zane look more human so that after his death zane could#find community and safety more easily than a lone troll in ninjago would be able to#and then i can have zane find old horns he used to have maybe if the human appearance was like. a later thing the tinkerer did#idk yet tho#ninjastuck
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Tbh the way people on this website(/presumably other websites too but this is the one on which I see strangers opinions most often) talk about twinks soooooo derogatorily really Does make me super uncomfortable. It feels really homophobic in a way I haven't been able to nail down precisely
But just like. Always using twink as a derogatory thing and undesirable both to be or to want. Not really outright saying twinks aren't real men but IMPLYING it through comparisons to Real Men that are Big and Strong And Hairy. Like okay? You want big muscle men? You and every mainstream media in existence...? Why are people pretending that hating twinks is subversive. Why are people pretending that twinks are widely seen as the best sort of man.
And like it's EXPECTED for men to be able to grow lots of body hair and to get lots of muscle and be thick and sturdy and strong. And men are shamed for not being hairy enough and they are shamed for being twiggy and WHY are you doing it MORE but using gay words. Saying bears are sooooooo great but twinks are sooooo icky doesn't magically make you Not body shaming a group of people for Exactly The Reasons They Are Already Bodyshamed
Idk. Bwah. This isn't even me being firsthand butthurt bc I don't actually think I would be seen as a twink? But I am so tired of feeling like a fake gay and looked down on for not really being very into the typical male beauty standards
#ALSO when twinks get insecure about the twinkiness and insisting their bodies are bad for xyz#like NO!!!! you would be GREAT to cuddle. i will be your bubble wrap#AND I get wanting to do body positivity for fat men!!!! i agree!!!! this is a good thing#but we dont have to limit that to only the hairy manly ones okay#fat people that dont play up the gender expectations can still be hot Oh Kay#im just. tired of this idea that twinks are normative and we need less of them#especially because people just love to hold up a guy with broad shoulders and abs as their twink in question#i dont really feel comfy using the f slur but also . it is really the only way besides twinks to make this point so#if a homophobe would take a look at a guy and go Ew Fag then you going Ew Twink because of the exact same features just seems!!!!#well!!!!!!!! not good!#i was gonna post this on main but then it got long and cranky and im still cranky and >:(#twinks deserve better.#also i always feel like an imposter fake gay for liking dainty men#especially also with crushes being really rare its like. up until year n half agoish mayyyybe? id keep questioning well what if im actually#straight or aro because i just. do Not understand the thirst for 99% of famous men#i just see so much constant negativity for twinks and never any positivity and it makes me SAD#do people forget that real men can also be skinny and have thin body hair??? or even?? shave it????? and not just animated guys
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so cursed that i now have a b-rank jibanyan in 3. i'm just manually making jibanyan s instead of just befriending jibanyan s normally sfdlkjfsfkljskfdjkfd-
#puppy rambles#yo-kai watch#yw3#can jibanyan s use the memory chime. i mean 3 nerfed the memory chime hard (+50 in 2 to +20 in 3) but like#it's still very good#i THINK jibanyan s doesn't have adrenaline also??? idk how useful adrenaline actually is though-#oh jibanyan s also has blaze instead of fire. i feel like max ranked fire is probably more or less the same thing tho-#irrelevant but shadowside jibanyan comes up on the wiki when you search for jibanyan s and why is this cat's rank so inconsistent#he's rank c in shadowside rank a in kunitori wars and rank s in ykw world and wibble wobble-
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Andif i wanted to go by Scourge . What then
#and also snotlout . guys listen PLEASE#malik's rambles#ihave so many names NOBODY USES SCOURGE . NO ONE . GUYS#HES MY FAV EVER PLEASSSEEEEE#amy very close second . and then uhHHHhhHHHHHH thinking#ifucking love rouge. team dark u have my heart#also tangle :3 shes so silly I love her#fuckin . knuckles !!!#me and blaze silver but i cant say I love silver because blaze loves silver like an insane amount#same thing w blaze [the cat]#what other names did i want to go by#uhh OH kai . got made fun of :[#in a joking manner but like yk#HAMZA . LMAO#LIKE I CONSIDERED GOING BY SUCH LAME FUCKING ARABIC NAMES TO SEEM MORE MASC#malik's the only acceptable one im being so serious
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sometimes learning maritime history is just sitting there thinking like okay i get that all my why would you not Xs is money like its just who cares about safety when money BUT i feel like if all of you would agree on shipping lanes for lake fucking huron, youd probably save money on ship collisions, what do you mean these lanes didnt apply to canadian ships????
#kai rambles#shipposting#im just#like#safety regulations were just not a thing when it came to the early version of the modern shipping industry#i know that#safety regulations cost money so just dont have any#but like thats stupid for several reasons#like surely you would save money if less of your ships would like you know sink#or hit another ship#because that involves potentially having to pay out for that ships repairs#also like#you do have to pay some insurance to the families and survivors#granted thats not much considering in 1959 us steel was able to blame the sinking of the carl d bradley on GOD#so they didnt have to pay enough#but also like#the big pushes for safety regulations in maritime history is like not surprising as to when or why they happen#but its frustrating all the same#like after the titanic sank there was a big push to make sure all ships had enough lifeboats for all passengers when thats not really what#lifeboats were/are for? in a lot of the successful rescue efforts lifeboats were there to ferry passengers to another ship or shore#and then go back to the sinking ship to get more passengers#theres also a lot of times where you just cant release lifeboats full of passengers because they will not survive#modern lifeboats are more suited for survival in big bodies or water but older ones were death traps#and iirc lifeboats have killed more than theyve saved?#a lot of captains at the time were like this law change is dumb and is going to cause problems in regards to ships ability to float#because like extra weight and also this is probably not gonna help anyone but that legislation was pushed straight through#but investigating the kind of steel the carl d was made of and how it was that material that made the ship break in half?#fuck you weve decided its gods fault
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It's not that I don't love that she was there, but Kay really had no business being in AAI2
#how do i say this.. you know how the og trilogy is just as much maya's story as it is phoenix's (arguably more so hers because of#the impact of the fey clan?) and how dgs is also susato's story as much as it is ryuunosuke's because it's her family and dream who's#actually central to the plot? and how investigations 1 was also kay's story because it involved the truth of the yatagarasu?#yeah that's not the case in aai2. she's quite literally just along for the ride here and is actually used to further edgeworth's#character more than anything else. i feel like this is most obvious/egregious in the forgotten turnabout where they literally make her#a totally different person so she can be wholly reliant on him and it's just !! i like aai2 i genuinely do but i like the parts of it#better than it's whole.#made that whole long kay post and STILL didnt address the forgotten turnabout which is what i wanted to talk about to begin with#smh#also her being there kind of makes their whole separation at the end of aai really funny instead of meaningful?? you know how the og#trilogy had rfta to make you feel how long it's been since phoenix and maya have seen each other? yeah aai2 literally does not do that#both from meta and in game perspectives it's been like. 15 minutes since she's stepped out and it's so.#shkadgkadh#the problem with kay in aai2 is that the Yatagarasu thing is done. it's over. and her whole story revolves around that!!#so if you cant come up with something else to add to it it leaves her just hanging about#waiting to fuel other people's stories#i just. ive seen people marvel at how the same director who made aai and aai2 could go on to make the trainwrecks that were#dd and soj but if you compare kay's treatment to trucy's there you'll see some similarities
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#every time my gf brings up gender bs i want to scream so much#idk how she doesn't notice that I give very short non answers to her saying things for me to agree with#but like stop bringing it up! i dont give a fuck about peoples 'pronouns'!#a dr taking issue with ppl not respecting her and not calling her by her last name is LEAGUES different than tiffany not being called Kai#like the first is genuinely disrespectful to someone who worked hard for their degree and title and have it not be used by colleagues#the other is some straight girl claiming ''q***rphpbia'' not being called by their favorite anime name. its not the same#and I will not treat both issues as if they were the same#also stop fucking reminding me that the only thing the useless ass pride club did during pride month was a pronoun panel#im glad literally all my classmates fucking didnt fill out the excel sheet that was sent to us to put our pronouns on our name tags#like yes stop entertaining this stupid bs#i was actually kind of surprised no one filled it in. but maybe its a sign the hold this has over people is starting to fade#or the people who do support it realized how fucking stupid it would be to have she/hers he/him plastered on their PROFESSIONAL name tags
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I think one of the most interesting OCs I have is Kai. She is a character I created back in middle school which is why she's a part of the Creepypasta characters. But she's actually a character I created to use as a stand in for reader inserts lol
#It's a lot easier to write about her instead of an ambitious idea#which is exactly what a reader insert is just with the added step of making everything interchangeable#I just give her a personality and life that fits the story#I also don't understand the hate for reader inserts given that they're pretty much the same as any romance novel#characters tend to be very open ended and bland for projection purposes.#I think a lot of people who hate them struggle with reading things in that way#that's also what a lot of oc x character stories are the writer just chooses to make it a character to be 'less cringe'#the others are self insert and actual oc shipping lol#I chose the name at random at like 12 because it was a pain to type _ on my tablet as my preferred method of naming the reader was _ not y/#I would email the story to myself as I wrote it in the notepad app I had (it was a nook color mind you) and use find and replace on Kai
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even if it is the wrong timeline I'm glad we got to meet at least
feliix i am glad too!
#blahblah#i tried to say the same thing but failing at wording like usual#telling ya its not all fully wrong fucked up bcs if it were i don't think we would ever hang out#likely internet would pop up into existence later or/and only the v rich ppl would be allowed to use it that sort of scenario etc#it could have been worse and it could have been better#like someone once said the world as a place of existence is fair its just some humans doing unfair shit out there#i have been digging into possible meanings whatifs and whys for ages and love was the only answer worth living for so far#even as it often seems like it's non existent or twisted up too much -its still here to experience eventually#loving and being loved not regarding ppl only but also regarding stuff esp doing things you enjoy/love doing#kay i am getting sappy rambling in tags lol ill shut up#i just wanna tell you are not alone in dealing with shit#it's a whole long glitchy train we all ended up in#going to who knows where not sure if should know likely to crash but also somehow managing to arrive anyway
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im losing my fucking shit im going to SCREAM
HUENINGKAI :: 240822 BLUE CARPET @ K-WORLD DREAM AWARD
#dont read tags if u want to keep ur opinion of me the same#its so over for me if he has this hair next cb#i know i said i was using my music blog for tubatu posting but JESUS FUCKING CHRST#THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER HYUKA.#GOD HE LOOKS SO FINE#THE 4TH ONE IM SHITTING COUNTRIES#i unironically said awooga#my eyes are literally popping out of my skull right now guys.#HEY HYUKA HEY HEY HYUK i say as i get strapped back down to the hospital bed#guys why are his hands so big#giggles and blushes#im literally rattling the bars of my enclosure#he looks like a final fantasy or a kingdom hearts character#hes not real. its not possible#god hes so fucking gorgeous guys its so over for me#this is why all the ningdungies are insane this is our GOD right here#dear god i NEED him for my wellbeing#hes such a fucking loser i want him so badlt#the 23 curse is hitting him a year early bcuz WHAT IS THIS.#god he's gorgeous#he's literally perfect#THIS IS THE SAME MAN WHO SLEPT WITH PLUSHIES ON HIS BED FOR SEVERAL YEARS INTO ADULTHOOD#god im fucking screaming i need him#he is fucking insane for this#WE GOT MULLET KAI WE ARE FUCKING WINNING MULLET HK MOA NATION.#i was literally JUST talking to my bff ab this a few days ago cuz i saw a photoshop of it#AND WE FUCKING GOT IT. THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST INSANE AND MONUMENTAL THING TO HAPPEN FOR THE PAST CENTURY#dear god i need him#anyway guys! 😊#tubatu ୨𖹭୧
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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ The Seven x Deadpool!Reader
t/w: loooots of dark humour/jokes, reader is insensitive and an asshole since they're also a supe working at vought, your powers are the exact same as Deadpool (even the skin condition), mention about killing, death, gore, r-pe, n@zis?!?!, alcohol, some intimacy (?). Also reader is gn!!
ᯓ★ here's a version with the boys <3
HOMELANDER
This man hates you so fking much
Has tried to kill you multiple times, he tried lasering you, tearing you in half and even throwing you into the sky but you just always manage to come back like the damn plague
Eventually he gives up trying to kill you and just had to deal with the fact you'll be kept alive... just temporarily though... he's still looking for ways to kill you
However, your powers gave you dozens of advantages when around Homelander.
He can be having a meeting about something serious and everyone would be listening to him due to their fear towards him, then there's you who'd be doing your own thing and just shout out unrelated things like "Donald Trump just blocked me on Twitter!! HAH!! SUCK IT CORNFLACKS!!"
Everyone turning to you with startled expressions while Homelander simply rolls his eyes before continuing his presentation.
You are a complete nightmare to the PR team, that's why for interviews or any events, you'll always be paired up with Homelander so he can keep you under control and stop you from saying weird shit that could ruin the company's image.
"So Deadpool, how does it feel being in the Seven working alongside Homelander? You've been working together for almost 3 years now" A reporter would ask as you two are surrounded by screaming fans.
"Like I'm in the twilight series, not because of the fantasy but because I'm still waiting for the part where he impregnates me—"
"O-kay! That's enough, just silly ol' Deadpool with those inside jokes"
"You can tell in this eyes that he wants to fuck me right now. HE'S GONNA FUCK ME!!" You shouted as you're being dragged away by him.
Obviously when you had found out about his relationship with Stormfront, especially her background, you had to say some shit about it. Not giving the slightest care about the fact he could be grieving over her death.
He'll be in his room standing in front of the window and you'd just storm in, being as loud as possible.
"I can't believe you dated a N@zi!! Is it because I'm Jewish?!" Which may or may not be true, nobody knows your origin.
He may hate your guts but if he ever needs someone to help him do some dirty work, you're the person for the job, you never ask why or how, which could be the only thing he likes about you.
"Y'know, maybe if you didn't have such a big mouth, you'd be tolerable"
"All the people I've slept with have said otherwise"
Compatibility? 50%
STARLIGHT
Before she joined the Seven, she had an image of what kind of person you were, she just didn't know it was this worse.
When you found out she used to work at this Sunday School Church, you just haaaaad to say something about it.
"So like, you say that prayer always works, but every night I pray for my hair to grow and it never does. Do you think God has me blocked? How do I get unblock?"
"Uh..."
You two surprisingly get along without one wanting to slice the other's throat, except sometimes the things you say can really piss her off. Which is why when the company assigned her a new costume, she was trying her hardest to avoid you, but you found out anyways.
"Holy shit Starlight! Nice costume, is this your Miley Cyrus breakthrough? Girl power!"
Insert her groaning out of annoyance.
Again, the second you discovered she was dating a guy behind the death of Translucent, you were heartbroken :(
"Of course this happens right when my therapist gives up on me!"
Despite your behaviour, you pitied her when it was revealed that she was taken advantage of by The Deep, so like any good friend, you took revenge by cooking his friend octopus and eating it happily in front of him.
"Revenge does taste sweet" You'd say happily while Starlight just watches by the side, both grateful and horrified at your actions.
In my opinion, you would definitely be the person she goes to once she starts working with the boys, you'll always be providing whatever information that happens in the company for her to use.
It helps her worry less about getting anyone killed 'cause you literally can't die.
Compatibility? 60%
QUEEN MAEVE
You're half the reason why she rethinks about her life choices when she wakes up in the morning
Not because you're a handful (which you are) but because you're always paired together on missions
"Deadpool! The hostages!"
"OKAY! God... you act just like my drunk uncle"
Which is a joke/nickname you like to address her by because of her alcoholism (yikes)
Whenever the company needs you for something, half of the time she's the one assigned to search for you.
There was this one time she caught you trying to have Anika track down Kanye West's location, nobody knows what shenanigans you were up to.
Another thing to mention was that you two were chosen by the company to sing a Christmas song for the year's Christmas ceremony.
Just imagine during the bridge of the song, she's singing normally while you're completely going off, your high note so high you were sure you had Mariah Carey a run for her money.
Even though she finds you a lot to deal with, you're actually her buddy to train with.
Since you're very skilled with Katanas, she likes to practice her swordsmanship with you.
You like to tease or make fun of her everytime she fails to strike you which is good motivation for her to get better. Maybe you guys bring out the best of each other?
Last thing I'd like to add is when she was found out by the public that she was a lesbian (She's bi but you get the running joke), you had gifted her a t-shirt that says, 'Biggest Dick in Town'
Compatibility? 80%
THE DEEP
Your human punching bag
If Vought was a high school instead of a company, you'd be the bully and he'd be the nerd getting stuffed inside the locker room.
For example, Homelander could be confronting Starlight about her relationship with Hughie and everyone would just start raising their voices til you come in yelling "SHUT UP!" to the Deep who had not said a single thing during the entire time.
Just imagine him staring at you like 😐
To be honest you also ate his friend octopus so you guys are actually never getting the chance to make up.
"Look dude, I don't appreciate your tone"
"I don't appreciate your haircut either but we can't all get what we want"
You may be a crazy person but you weren't going to be okay with the fact he violates every woman he sees, so not only did you cook the octopus but you also called in a male stripper disguised as a woman just for him to celebrate on his birthday.
Just imagine him all happy when you tell him the news and later that night he'll run inside your room, completely pissed off at your act after finding out but you just laughed and said.
"Happy April Fools 😚!"
"That's next month dipshit!"
Also, you never understood his weird fantasies. He has a thing for sea animals??You've caught him multiple times either flirting or getting off to one. It was concerning even for you.
"From how many animals you've fucked, you might just turn from the ocean's 'Seaman' to 'Semen'." You joked which he did not find funny.
Maybe you messing with him could just be your way of getting along with him since you're the same with everybody else, it's just he has more flaws to poke fun of and he's sensitive about them.
Compatibility? 5%
A-Train
He thinks you're fucked up in the head.
Half of the shit that comes out of your mouth just has him reacting like in the GIF
Buuuuuut you're the one he always brings to the club because you always know ways to give the party life.
You've somehow even got on the wall of fame, a lovely portrait of you with your hands making out a heart.
Also, you know about his business with Compound V waaaaay before anyone else did. He's still grateful you didn't tell anyone.
Just like everyone else, you also enjoy messing with him except he's fast and constantly avoiding you.
"Hey A-Train, how much do you wanna bet that I can die faster than you?"
"Dude... seriously?"
You guys rarely get sent on missions together because you're always slowing him down, not basing off the fact he's fast but because you get easily sidetracked with other things.
"Alright, we're here now, how much C4 do we use?"
"Fuck math! Let's use all of 'em!"
You ended up detonating all of the C4 on you before he could object the idea, he was able to run out in time, your action nearly getting him killed while you ended up dead.
But it's fine you'll just grow back.
You know that race he has against Shockwave? You'd be at the VIP section standing near where Homelander and Queen Maeve is, waving your huge banner that has a picture of A-Train's face and yours pasted over a figure carrying the other in bridal style.
Compatibility? 55%
TRANSLUCENT
He makes people paranoid but you make him disgusted.
There was this one time he was bored so he snuck in your room to see what you were doing.
At first he was confused why you had so many cute plushies but then the more he explored your room, he realised your room is basically every collector's dream.
You even had a huge teddy bear in the corner of your dressing room.
The reason why he doesn't like to spy on you is because the last time he did, he saw you putting your hand in the blender, then proceeding to put your private part into it.
Never again, he thought, never again.
He doesn't need to witness you carry out your intrusive thoughts.
Surprising enough, you're close with his son, I'd like to think that after his death, you practically became the kid's godparent. Though you can be sort of a bad influence, leading up to how he is in Gen V.
You always tell him you hate kids but he thinks otherwise.
After all, he can read people well.
You guys like to pull pranks on each other since you guys like competing on who's more sneaky
There was this one time, you woke up to find your suit gone so you ended up walking around the building, completely naked and unfazed by people's stares.
It was when you walked around the corner that you found your suit worn by someone else, turns out it was Translucent under it.
"Why is it so fucking tight dude? How do you stay in this shit all day?"
"You get used to it"
Compatibility? 85%
BLACK NOIR
Lovers.
He doesn't mind your attitude because he actually can't say anything about it.
No seriously... he can't talk.
But hey he's got a good shoulder to cry on.
"I just... hffgh... I can't believe my album didn't surpass lady gaga's... She doesn't even know how to use Katanas like I do!" You'd let out a loud sob while he just stares at you for a while before placing a hand on your shoulder, patting you gently.
You know the scene where he's playing the piano for one of the company's party? You'll be laying down on top of it and singing in your usual overdramatic high pitched voice.
He finds your humour amusing so he always does this little head tilt like in the GIF when you say some weird shit while waiting for his response.
Since both of you are the only members of the Seven that wears a full body suit, obviously you had to try on his but since it was impossible to achieve that, you just had the company make a copy for you.
He'll be walking down the hallway doing his normal routine until he notises another person in his suit, the moment you speak and he realises its just you is when he let's his guard down.
"I just got some transplants done to my ass, that's why I look different"
You both are never sent on missions together 'cause you guys don't work well, pretty much nobody works well with him since he's the silent type.
Example, you two were hiding behind some crates ready to jump on the bad guys who were snucking in illegal drugs. He gestured for you to wait as he went to check again, only to turn back to see you gone.
"Marry Christmas motherfuckers!"
He heard your voice shout and he found you standing on top of the stacked crates, machine gun in hand and began shooting aimlessly.
He didn't even do anything but just watch until you ran out of bullets. However, multiple survived and began shooting at you so you ended running towards where he's hiding at.
"Yankee yankee!" You yelped.
You know the video of the two girls taking off their wigs to reveal that they're bald and they start bonding over it? I'd like to imagine that's you and Black Noir with the skin condition under the suits.
One more scenario I wanna add, you guys could be having a meeting but since you were bored and you always hated meetings, you'd draw a big heart on a piece of paper and show it to Black Noir from across the table. Surprisingly he'd draw a heart back to you.
You were overjoyed so you began to draw you and him doing it, doggy style. He stares at your doodle for a while before choosing to just focus on the meeting instead.
Compatibility? 90%
(This took a while cause I was on vacation)
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the one problem with yo-kai watch coming back is shadowside n forever friends needing to be dubbed for 4 to really make sense. maybe they'll announce 4 n then get to dubbing forever friends n dubbing + releasing shadowside? idk-
#puppy rambles#yo-kai watch#yw4#i mean idk if shadowside n forever friends are needed it probably still makes sense if you don't watch those#i'm guessing the game covers the stuff from those movies too#idk my knowledge on stuff beyond 3 is like#blasters 2 uses blasters t gameplay n is extremely glitchy#1's switch port exists#nate n katie are heterosexual n have children. good for them i guess#their kids are named summer n tate but no one in the fandom seems to really know their english names even though they're official#same with jack in forever friends but also i've seen literally no one talk about forever friends#gusto is cute n became a yo-kai when he was alive somehow??? idk how that works#he also both has a shadowside form n a godside form#shadowside tribes n stuff seemingly existed in the past too somehow???#hailey shows up in like two episodes of exclamation point n has a brief cameo in music note n that's it#i still don't know if she shows up in m08 because i haven't seen anyone talk about it at all#guess no one in the english-speaking fandom saw it in theaters#the only reason it doesn't still have the ''this hasn't released yet'' template n say it WILL release is cuz i changed it#yes i was the one to change those things#i was also the one who fixed a typo in the template for 1's quests#if i notice inaccurate stuff while looking at random pages for whatever reason i try to fix it#anyways-
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